About FRAM

For Rum and Monkeys Corporation (aka FRAM) - a quasi-medieval corporate entity founded in 2008. Company headquarters remain classified.

"Josh" - Chief Executive Officer of the corporation

"Katie" - Chief Operating Officer

"Todd" - Art Director

"Carol" - International Director of Imports and Exports

Ackbar - Adventurer extraordinaire

Security Police - Corporate security and enforcement

Al Poochino - Senior Vice President

Lord Buckingham - Original Director of Public Relations, now Director of Human Resources

Sock Monkey - Likes to take the car out on drives.

Scully and Lou - FRAM's legal cousel

Felecia - Editor/Proofreader

Mr. Wiggles - Scully and Lou's legal secretary

Howard and Martha Quacks - Long-married ducks

Finance Department

Stretch - Associate Vice President of Information Services and Technology

Sir Croaksalot - Corporate Butler

The Gnomes - "They have an odor about them that is a cross between mesquite barbeque and old socks". The gnomes work around headquarters in both food service and cheap plastic toy production. The gnomes formed a union in 2008.

The One-Star Penguin General

"Bob" - Director of Public Relations

Gecko Lobbyist - The official FRAM lobbyist. He last worked for the liberals in congress, but since they have been swept out of power for the most part, he has had a change of heart and is looking for work.

Sack People - You should hire them.

FRAM Affiliates - Other companies who has chosen to partner with the company for profit

The Merger - Two companies merge as one!

Frambusters - investigative unit within the company

The Golden Banana - is given to FRAM affiliates based on site-referral performance

Banana Rating System - A public-service that has been installed to identify content not suitable for minors.
1 Banana (All ages)
2 Bananas (Language/Content)
3 Bananas (Partial nudity) 

FRAM TV - "On the scene reporting"

FRAM Classics - Silent movie making division

Legoshire - The medieval Lego village project, funded by corporate

Lynkster Studios - Recently-acquired movie production firm

Workplace Safety

FRAM Policy Manual - 1,136 pages

FRAM Dept of Defense - guarding FRAM corporate HQ property from leave blowers and other annoyances