For Rum and Monkeys Corporation (aka FRAM) - a quasi-medieval corporate entity founded in 2008. Company headquarters remain classified.
"Josh" - Chief Executive Officer of the corporation
"Katie" - Chief Operating Officer
"Todd" - Art Director
"Carol" - International Director of Imports and Exports
Ackbar - Adventurer extraordinaire
Security Police - Corporate security and enforcement
Al Poochino - Senior Vice President
Lord Buckingham - Original Director of Public Relations, now Director of Human Resources
Sock Monkey - Likes to take the car out on drives.
Scully and Lou - FRAM's legal cousel
Felecia - Editor/Proofreader
Mr. Wiggles - Scully and Lou's legal secretary
Howard and Martha Quacks - Long-married ducks
Finance Department
Stretch - Associate Vice President of Information Services and Technology
Sir Croaksalot - Corporate Butler
The Gnomes - "They have an odor about them that is a cross between mesquite barbeque and old socks". The gnomes work around headquarters in both food service and cheap plastic toy production. The gnomes formed a union in 2008.
The One-Star Penguin General
"Bob" - Director of Public Relations
Gecko Lobbyist - The official FRAM lobbyist. He last worked for the liberals in congress, but since they have been swept out of power for the most part, he has had a change of heart and is looking for work.
Sack People - You should hire them.
FRAM Affiliates - Other companies who has chosen to partner with the company for profit
The Merger - Two companies merge as one!
Frambusters - investigative unit within the company
The Golden Banana - is given to FRAM affiliates based on site-referral performance
Banana Rating System - A public-service that has been installed to identify content not suitable for minors.
1 Banana (All ages)
2 Bananas (Language/Content)
3 Bananas (Partial nudity)
FRAM TV - "On the scene reporting"
FRAM Classics - Silent movie making division
Legoshire - The medieval Lego village project, funded by corporate
Lynkster Studios - Recently-acquired movie production firm
Workplace Safety
FRAM Policy Manual - 1,136 pages
FRAM Dept of Defense - guarding FRAM corporate HQ property from leave blowers and other annoyances